“lex-appeal” <irony>oh mi god</irony> - I see a future where scholars will rise up, drain the last of their lapsang souchong, adjust their spectacles and advance with pitchforks and flaming torches on the citadels of the modernising illiterati. And it’s going to be soon.
As if the BBC didn’t have enough problems, the Tory’s pledge to cap the license fee will if nothing else ensure that we have a constant supply of Reality TV to chew on. Perhaps they’ll supply nurses to periodically wipe the drool from our slackened jaws…
Alex Reid, polymath and erm cage fighter on the surely underpublicised subject of his relationship with Katie Price, aka Jordan
“We’re both very bright,” he declares with refreshing humility. “That’s another thing we have in common. I’m really into self-improvement, ancient theology. I think a lot and read. Right now, I’m reading The Neo-Tech Discovery - how to live longer and make more money …”
It’s true, every word.
