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On Television...
- Man: it's rubbish ain't it?
- Boy: What is?
- Man: TV - it's rubbish
- Boy: There's too many channels...
- Man: Yeah, it's a difficult job...
- Boy: What is?
- Man: Scriptwriting - too many channels...
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Flu!
On Tuesday I visited a client who had the bright idea of getting all visitors to sign a disclaimer saying they suffered none of the symptoms of swine flu. How I chuckled as I signed, and how pissed off a few days later as the first tickle of a sore throat made its presence felt. By yesterday evening I was in the fevered grip of a flu like virus that has so far resisted the onslaught of all medication. Bleeeargh!
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From the Devil's Dictionary
ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an
assassin.
